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Chatroulette Manager

Sometimes it's just too difficult to devote all of one's attention to Chatroulette.Therefore, a friend or other lame individual will launch Chatroulette, focus the webcam on his group of bros, and...

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Intersextion

The Intersextion position (previously known as Sleeping Beauty) is a complicated sex position that differs from the Scissors position because the giver's legs are both between the legs of the...

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YMCA

Yogis, gymnasts, or those looking for a rush will delight in the challenges of this invigorating sexual position.Based on a classic yoga move called the Headstand, or Shirshasana, this pose has as...

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Parachute

The male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.The added space...

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Vacation Pothead

Any regular person, who usually only smoked weed a couple of times in his life, but once going on vacation, will think of nothing else but weed, and will smoke any chance he can. Eric: I've never...

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Burted

(v) Past Tense - To have farted and burped simultaneously. Rudy: BurpHal: Dude, it smells horrible!Rudy: Haha sorry, I burted.

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Horseradish Mustache

1) When one drinks a Bloody Mary too quickly, causing the horseradish to stick to one's upper lip, creating a mustache.2) The residue or anal hair on one's upper lip resulting from performing oral sex...

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Whore-anoid

A girl who is so terribly afraid that people will label her a "whore" that she leads an incredibly boring life.A Whore-anoid will be careful not to get too drunk, and will refuse to kiss a man that...

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airport vultures

The people that wait for flights on standby, hoping to pay cheap "standby fares."They diligently scavenge on the misfortunes of others, hoping till the last minute that the poor, paying passengers...

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Hypotenate

To use another person as a ramp.One may hypotenate by walking, biking or skiing down another person.One may also hypotenate UP a person, depending on the situation. “Man, I was boarding on a trick...

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Dump Creeper

When you're taking a dump in a stall, and another guy takes a dump right in the stall next to you. There are three (3) stalls, but he chooses that one.Not only that, but he waits until you're done...

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Roomate Revenge

The Roomate Revenge is a popular sex position done as retribution to a roomate who has been a dick.One will:(a) time his or her significant other(s) to come over when the other roomate is not there(b)...

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